Welcome to Life Be Crrr-azy, my Writer Roni rants and ramblings about the craziness of life. Because, really, wouldn't you rather laugh than cry?!

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Don't wait until it's too late

   I'm not talking about waiting too late to buy last minute Christmas gifts here. You can still find plenty of stuff left in stores just waiting for a credit card swipe to turn it into a gift, but you never know how much life you have left. Do you? All the news this month about the school massacre in Newtown, CT, and the predictions of the world coming to an end had me pondering how quickly any life can change. Then something closer to home made that fact crystal clear.
   Until October, my aunt Naomi was a go-go-go kind of gal, always dressed in hip clothes and jangly jewelry and still working several days a week in retail even though she could have retired years ago. When some of the family had lunch together, she mentioned losing weight because she'd had trouble eating sometimes or little appetite but didn't think much of it because she'd had "stomach issues" all her life. But it got worse and eventually she wasn't eating at all. When she got too weak to drive herself, someone took her to the doctor, who found "a mass." Then last Thursday, she had surgery to check out the problem. The surgeon found cancer and sewed her back up, telling Naomi there was nothing that could be done and she had two weeks to live. 
   Today I sat with her in the hospital; she held my hand. I asked her how you deal with hearing that kind of news, and she said, "I don't know. I still don't know. I didn't expect this." Now she has to plan for her own death, plus make sure my Uncle Jesse, her husband that has Parkinson's Disease, will be taken care of in the nursing facility after she's gone. All she wants to do now is have a bowel movement so the hospital will release her and she can die at home. Her life changed that fast.
   In a way, Naomi is lucky. At least she knows what's coming. She can say good-byes and hopefully have no regrets. But most aren't so lucky, like those folks in Newtown that had no warning. So don't wait until it's too late to make your life
BIGGER
BETTER
BOLDER.
If your spirit has been whispering that it wants to sing, then sing. Loud and every chance you get. Climb a mountain, if that's your thing, or paint or learn to swim. Love with abandon, laugh until your sides hurt, and give hugs freely. You and I are still breathing and the world didn't come to an end, so we've got the chance to make our lives shine our brightest shine. Are you ready? I am!
   Merry Christmas, Yall! May it be your best ever!!

Monday, December 3, 2012

Tis the season . . .

. . . for crrr-aziness! Here's a few things I've noticed:


  • Black Friday has morphed into Black Every Day since then. I drive by Battlefield Mall and the Independence Street strip of stores on the way to work and people are shopping like it's Christmas Eve crunch-time already. Folks, today is only December 3! You've got twenty days until Christmas Eve, including three weekends, to shop, so calm down and pace yourselves.
  • The American Research Group Inc.'s website says the average American family will spend $854 on Christmas this year. Eight hundred and fifty-four bucks!! Where are people getting all this money to blow on Christmas gifts? That is two months worth of my piddly part-time job paychecks, no way am I spending that much. I guess I should take comfort in the fact that I'm not "average."
  • This is the first time I can remember seeing folks strapping Christmas trees to their cars wearing SHORTS! It feels more like spring this holiday season than fall. This beach-babe-at-heart is loving it! Keep it coming.
  • I saw an older man driving a pristine red 1970s-era yacht-sized Cadillac with white convertible top through my neighborhood the other day. Hanging from the grill was a Christmas wreath as big as a bird bath. If the man had been sporting a white beard to go with his long white hair, I would swear it must've been the Santa Mobile I saw. I smiled and waved just in case he was cruising to see who's been naughty and nice.
  • Yesterday DMan and I were walking our neighborhood to check out a cul-de-sac where all the houses are decked out with lights and, according to their sign, the lights even dance to music when you tune in to a radio frequency. It wasn't dark so the display wasn't lit up, but from the amount of extension cords running everywhere -- there was even a heavy-duty rubber channel running across the road with cords in it -- that place will put the Griswald house to shame. At one house, there are two thirty-foot-plus trees with orange cords duck taped to the trunk running all the way to the top, not to mention lights strung on nearly every inch of the house. And the homeowner was up on a ladder stringing up even more lights! I wonder if that $854 spent on Christmas includes utility bills? City Utilities must love that neighborhood! We'll have to go back see the spectacle after dark. I may need to take my sunglasses so I don't go blind.
   Happy Holidays, Yall, and try to stay sane amidst all the Christmas crrr-aziness!